I Watched My Brain Turn Ashtray


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Bare Necessities

I like to kiss your torso while you take off your clothes off slow after work was slow but they did not let you go.
I want to hold your hand like a little man with no other plan but to be your biggest fan.
Would you help me when I’m drunk as a skunk trying to make it on the top bunk?
Or would you scooch over and let me closer to your shoulder to feel less like a loner?
I’ll be alright just don’t put up a fight.
It’s too late at night to fly my kite so I’d  just like an invite so I can feel more polite.


Waking up with kaleidoscope eyes from my contacts being dry.
I peel my face off the leather couch and give today my very best try. 

I’ve been hiding from you folks

You hide up in your bed all day
Wishing you had a girl to stay
But you never want to come and play
“I don’t like the games I just want to lay”
Well hon, I’m sorry it’s just the way it works.

You’ve got to pollinate dear.
No body here ever made a flower blossom
playing dead like a possum.

You’ve gotta shine your light
Even when you gotta stay out all night
Don’t you keep those lips tight
Unless you’ve been sucking on a lemon.

“Im sorry I just feel more like I’m in competition with a dead man”.
If you don’t run those worms will carry him
And it would be so embarrassing if you lost.
So pick those feet up no matter what the cost.

If you gotta pay you better leave a tip
And if your broke blow them a kiss
Because love is worth more weight than money.
I think all those business men are funny
With their pockets bulged out to their tummy.

Truth is, a lot of people don’t have it together
And the ones that do, do it all for pleasure.
Rest those little bloodshot eyes
Get out of bed and feel alive.
You only have 65 years until you die
And I’m telling you it’s just not long enough.

Rosy Cheeks

Sorry guys I’ve gotta run
Today I got up before the sun
And despite all the fun
I just need to get in bed.
I’ve been so far in my head
I feel more like I’m dead
When I can’t hold on to you.
I feel dizzy from the glue
And this chance I just blew
I just can’t keep my eyes closed.
I could really use a dose
And paint my eyes rose
Just to change my heart beat.
I could look at the rain on the streets
And get lost in the streaks
I just need to get my head out of my sheets.
I need to let my happiness peak
And live a bit like a freak
And use all of my heart when I speak.

Two left hands

I’ve got a pair of hands that don’t match. They’ve got a polarity that is never fully in tact. 

It doesn’t matter how I act, they just never have my back. 


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